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dmv2909m
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Uploaded "Ashlynnbrook" wallpaper.
6 April, 2009
Uploaded "Lucha D Gigantes" ringtone.
6 April, 2009
Joined the Zedge community!
17 November, 2007
Interests
Favorite activities
El cine
Favorite music
De toda
Favorite movies
Arnaggedon. la supremacia bourne, identidad desconocida
Favorite TV-shows
De todo
Favorite books
Me gusta mucho leer historia
Favorite games
Resident evil, mario kart,
Dislikes
Las injusticias y el racismo que hay.
11 March 2009, 01:21
16 February 2009, 12:27
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
16 February 2009, 08:35
Best wishes from Jokes Express Club
15 February 2009, 19:17
1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
15 January 2009, 04:20